I dint beat your pudel
07/20/2009Last days I was sic. It’s not like the common hot babes sickness, when you see them on streets with their short pants or minis, making you sweat to death. It’s not even a skin cancer from sun burn. In fact it’s a fucking winter cold that kept me in bed two days, taking pills, dressed like an Eskimo and drink hot tea with lemon. In the middle of summer i get a cold. WTF!!!
The only things i could do was WoW and socializing on IM. Guys were cool, they shared their empathy and wanted to bring me some beers and smokes to get in shape fast. But girls, human beings i considered with nice thoughts, merciful and kind, ware stand united against me?
To Girl 1: “Hello, how are you?” (was like starting a war). Reply: “Do you care?”
Girl 2 changed her avatar. Me: “Hey, nice picture you have there…”. Reply: “Listen, i dint change it for you… ok?”
Girl 3 had on status: “Who wants ice cream?”. I wanted ice cream even I was sic. Me: “Could you bring me some pls?”. Reply: “Go get your own!”
Girl 4 asked me nicely to PS a foto of her, just to make it a bit lighter. She send me the picture, i did what she asked and I’ve send it back. Reply: “You know… I dont like it, I will ask some one alse to do it…”. Oo
I supposed to go out with Girl 5, but she called and she told me she will go with some friends to mall and we will hang out a bit later. I call her at the schedule hour to fix a meeting place and she dint answer my calls. Around midnight she was online on IM. Me: “Hey, why dint answer the phone? / You could say «NO», but at least say something / You ware that busy?”. Reply: “I was’nt so busy, people dint show up and I spend some time in mall, eating and I’ve buy some things / After that I went home and I dint heard my phone ringing.” (and I supposed to believe those lies, especially not from a girl addicted to her phone)
Girl 2 come with a line referring my status («T o X i C » Nobody cares, nobody give a fuck). “Hey you stalled my status / How you dare?”. I was mad. Delete / Ignore – fuck you b!tch, i dint like you anyway and I dont “borrow” IM status. Problem solved!
I put a new status (what to do if the girl dont want me?), referring to a nice girl that test my patience. She’s realy cute and I like her so I’m patient, just like an Atomic Bomb, ready to be used, someday. And she responded on my status. If she knew it was about her, the answers were to evasive. If not, I think i have a comunication problem.
The last girl I call her “WoW freak” due the Avatar with Tyrande and her status “wowing”. Her reply was like “so…?”. Oo “What the fuck is wrong with you girls? Are you on period or you suffer from heat? / I dont remember to beat up you pudel… / WTF is wrong with you?”
I hope it’s just the heat…
Who’s Dead!?
07/10/2009Jackson it’s dead! Cui ii pasa? Celor care in ultima saptamana m-au bombardat cu sute de massuri si si-au tras statusuri de genu: «M it’s for Michael», «RIP Michael», «bla, bla, bla, Michael». Dintr-o data toti s-au pornit, toti au dat de inteles ca sunt foarte indurerati de moartea artistului. Nu toate raspunsurile date de ei m-au convins, nu pentru ca sunt prea exigent in ceea ce priveste argumentele, dar nu aveau logica.
Contra argrumente:
1 ) nu ai varsta necesara ca spui ca ai crescut cu Michael, apogeul muzical al lui se sfarsise cu mult inainte ca televiziunile sa te bombardeze cu manele
2 ) niciodata nu ai vorbit despre el
3 ) nu ai o caseta sau un disc
4 ) nici macar un poster Oo
5 ) in ultimii ani nu ai avut tentatia de a te uita la un alt videoclip, decat cele pe care le-ai vazut, intamplator, la tv
6 ) pana sa moara ziceai ca e pedofil
7 ) ai crezut ca e alb
8 ) nu sti mai mult de 3-4 melodii de-ale lui, si alea doar fragmentate
O gramada de ipocriti as putea zice, care s-au lasat atrasi de circul produs de moarte vedetei. Aceleasi lacrimi de crocodil le-am observat si la ceremonia de luat ramas bun a raposatului. The show it’s almost over, iti mai pasa ca a murit? Mai ai statusuri ridicole cu Michael? O sa iti aduci aminte anul viitor ca a murit? [I dont think so] Pana la urma ce doreai sa arati sau sa demonstrezi?
Sunt si persoane care intr-adevar m-au convins, dar ei au fost mult mai ok, pentru ca nu au dat mass-uri, nu si-au pus statusuri inutile si nici nus-au agitat asa mult. Din povestile lor despre Michael sunt sigur ca au tinut regretele in suflet si nu le-au etalat ca toti ceilalti. Because what’s personal, remain personal…
…de la un fan la altul
